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February 11th, 2007

Actually this post is in reply to a question on Autolanka… All photos via flickr

help! I’ve lost the original flickr links to most photos here so if you find one of your photos here let me know and I will link photo properly or remove it if you want! thanks

Used By Lady

Used By Engineer

Used By Doctor

TOPping condition

Owner Leaving

Immaculate Condition

[b]Company Used[/b]

Quick Sale!!

Used by Enthusiast!

Original Condition (Looks a bit like it used to, BEFORE the crash and rollover)
Engine is in excellent Condition (it can start)
Anniversary Edition (Has a special imported sticker)
BRAND NEW (It was, in 1983)
Many Extras (more than one cupholder)
Very Efficient (When going downhill, neutral)
Excellent interior (We washed all the dog poop off the seats)
Excellent exterior (rust has been painted over)
Fully Overhauled (I replaced air filter)
Recently Overhauled (I replaced air filter last year)
Used By Enthusiast (I always drive it at 7,500 rpm with tha beet [sic] silencer)
Luxury Seats (new seat covers)
Carefully Restored (After being rear ended by a semi, we used lots of filler and strips of metal to glue it together)
Used Carefully (Driven by senior citizen with Alzhimers, so clutch was never released fully, always kept at 50%)
Agent Maintained (Once, in 1987, it was taken to the agent for a quote)
Latest Security System (Guard dog in boot, remember to feed it)
Only 15,000 KM (After 4th odometer rollback)

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